Anonymous said: Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favorite followers. Thinking good thoughts about yourself is hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go, for the sake of spreading positivity. C:
1. If there is birthday cake that needs using up, I’m your man. Unless it has coconut on it.
2. I don’t push toddlers down the up escalators even though it is really funny when it happens.
3. I can do yoyo tricks.
4. Spiders like to crawl on me when I fall asleep on the sofa and I like to feel I am providing some kind of living jungle gym for them.
5. I am pretty sure I am the first person to consider what things would be like if spiders had dicks for legs.
Not gonna resend because I don’t wanna spam you folks out there but like, go ahead and do it if you want to, I sort of command you.